I Only Need to Sell One

from $500,000.00

The world’s greatest critique of late-stage capitalism!

A one of a kind MishAou signed notecard or sticky note or something else (customer’s choice). Basically my autograph. Functionally useless but makes for a great gimmick product for me to sell.

Yes, you read the price right. I have loans to pay.

Realistically, I only need to sell one.

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The world’s greatest critique of late-stage capitalism!

A one of a kind MishAou signed notecard or sticky note or something else (customer’s choice). Basically my autograph. Functionally useless but makes for a great gimmick product for me to sell.

Yes, you read the price right. I have loans to pay.

Realistically, I only need to sell one.

Disclaimer: Please please PLEASE consider what you are buying and how much money it is worth. While this much money could totally change my life, if could also totally change someone else’s or your own. I strongly advise you only buy this product if you have an absurd overabundance of wealth and have exhausted all other means of supporting those in need.